What we talk about in V-D.net mod chat.
A: V, are you the one that hates the beach?
A: Why IS that?
V: I am not a huge fan of large bodies of water. Or getting sand in uncomfortable places. Or half-naked people.
A: Do you like beach-related THINGS?
V: I like seafood.
A: Any dolphin phobias, an irrational hatred of manatees, anything like that?
V: I do think dolphins are assholes. And I kinda think dolphins are racist.
A: Let's hope not, as I'm going to be in the water with a bunch of wild ones.
V: Take brass knuckles. I HOPE IT'S RELAXING DESPITE THE RACIST DOLPHINS.
A: I WILL TRY TO TEACH THE DOLPHINS TOLERANCE.
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