Hey, vampires can rack up a lot of sexual partners over the centuries. So if you’re going to jump into bed with a vampire, you’re going to need more than a clove of garlic to stay safe. Here are some things to think about before you enter into a sexual relationship with a vampire:
(Part of a continuing series of guest posts by my friend Christine, who is now in fact a lawyer.)
So I haven’t done one of these super-dorky posts in a while, mostly because I get bored of myself screeching “BUT HOW DID HE GET IN THERE?” constantly so I just vaguely consider it and then wander off and eat a cookie. BUT.
After last night’s episode, I saw some commentary on the Interwebs about Elena needing a new legal guardian, and I just can’t help myself, so here’s a rerun for you… .
Seriously. Stop calling our vampires angsty and mopey and fangless and comparing the Vampire Diaries to Twilight, etc. If you claim the Vampire Diaries has wussy vampires, then you look like an idiot. Because you clearly haven’t watched the show and are basing your opinions on a quick write-up…